Praise for FrostyBop:The Thaw!:*
“So, it’s a relaxing game??? Have you tried the 3rd level?! It’s IMPOSSIBLE! No walk in the park – damn straight. I’m in my kitchen yelling at no one and I can’t put it down. Thanks.”
“This doesn’t even come close. You bop the animals and you just get points. It’s not like you collect characters. And it’s all inside the phone. I don’t see Sammy on the sidewalk. Sucks.”
“First week of school and it already feels like forever. Love to bop the annoying child. But, that balloon is a jerk.”
“Such a great idea to have a summer app. I like Lazy Daze. It’s like I’m at the beach. The colors are pretty. The crabs are funny how they move. I want to go on the ferris wheel.”
I love this game. When I clunk my sister on the head with my wiffle ball bat, I just tell mom that I can do it in the app and she doesn’t even get mad anymore. I just shout, “Boop-bop!” every time and giggle, and mom tells me I’m cute as a button.
Everyone should do themselves a favor and download The Thaw. It’s the only app I’ve used that trains my hand-eye coordination, tests my self-control (them water balloons tho!!) and helps me contemplate global warming all at once. This app is a triumph of the spirit and I thank you for doing this new release. But, brah…where’s the Halloween version??
“When I come home from work and have to watch the kids (2, 3, 6, 6 1/2) while I hope that my husband makes me a dinner that doesn't have the dog's fur in it, I just load it onto the phones and the kids bop away. Buys me at least 12 minutes in the she-shed alone. The kids love it. Except for Danny. He says it’s not Pokemon GO, but I don’t see him putting it down.”
* Our lawyers told us we need to tell you these reviews are completely and utterly fabricated for your pleasure.